federal [pound me in the ass] prison

23 10 2007

busted

supposedly, Bruce Campbell’s new/old movie My Name Is Bruce is finally getting released on dvd in the fall of 2007. correct me if i’m wrong, but doesn’t that mean that it either already came out, or it’s coming out in the next two months? this is either good news, or just another cock tease. i guess we’ll see soon enough. (if anyone has it on their computer, i’ll pay good money/sex for a copy.)

i just used this picture in the description of a video on the BITA page, but i had to post it again here on the MAIN PAGE. i (like most people who don’t rape babies) do not like the band creed. there was a time when it was fun to laugh at all the stupid shit they would do. but after a while, it got old and i stopped caring. but tonight, i came across this picture, and all the joy of laughing at creed came rushing back. if you’re too lazy to click on the link, just imagine four guys who think they are Jesus, posing shirtless, and possibly pantless, and looking VERY sexy. (there’s nothing i love more than a sexy jesus.)

fucking internet. they took something that’s annoying in real life, and made it virtually annoying. this is exactly why certain people (college students majoring in computer science) need to use lubricant when they masturbate. if you flog a dry dolphin long enough, eventually you have to stop and do something else for a while. and those fuckers have nothing of value to contribute to the world.

did you hear about OiNK? apparently the cleveland police dept. went to amsterdam and arrested some british dude who was running the best music sharing torrent site on the www. which is fine with me. the only thing i hate more than music is rich people not getting richer. god bless the RIAA and the cleveland pd.


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23 10 2007
ironyisgay

being the first to comment on one of ur own blog entries is pretty fucking gay/ironic, but this seems like the best way to tell you assholes that you NEED TO CLICK ON THE FUCKING LINKS. that’s where all the best shit is hiding. like manual override!!!!

24 10 2007
N.Hags

Jesus man every time you post I click on every single link and that’s the reason it takes me hours to fucking write something. Either put less links up there or quit bitching that it takes too long for someone to comment.

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