although, Francis Ford Coppola is occasionally an obnoxious prick, from time to time he seems like the coolest guy in hollywood. in an upcoming article in GQ, he apparently bashes De Niro, Pacino, and Nicholson. i can’t think of anyone else who could get away with criticizing three of the greatest film actors of all time. here’s the article about it that you’ve already seen thirty times today.
and speaking of Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, i just heard (3 months ago) about their new movie Righteous Kill. yes, you read that correctly. De Niro and Pacino are starring in a movie together for the third time, and unlike Heat where they only shared one scene together, they will be side by side for the entire movie. i realize that Coppola’s recent comments kind of take the piss out of this news, but still. it’s fucking ROBERT DE NIRO and fucking AL PACINO. the whole movie could be the two of them sitting around watching Bewitched, and it would still be good. the movie is about two “veteran” (old) new york city detectives looking for a vigilante who’s out killing bad guys. the supporting cast is pretty aweful, and the only noteworthy thing the director has ever done was fried green tomatoes, but still, it’s fucking De Niro and Pacino.
have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with Christian Bale? me either. but this writer for the AV Club has thought about it a lot. she breaks down what it would be like to fuck each of Bales’ characters. not that i ever thought about it before. cause i didn’t. seriously.
earlier today i read some article about some shitty superhero movie that will remain nameless, and they were talking about the actresses that have auditioned to play wonder woman. it was during reading the article that i realized… i am in love with Shannyn Sossamon. she is painfully pretty. and by that i mean that when i look at her, my whole body fucking aches, and not just because all the blood in my body is rushing to my penis. but even more than her sickening hotness, it is her ability to creep me out. in a hot way. she fucking scares me. i think if i ever met her, i would be completely fucking horrified. and not in a “oh my god, it’s a hot movie star” kind of way, but a “oh my god, i’m inches from death” kind of way. there is something infinitely mysterious and terrifying about her. and i like it. (see. i told you i’m not gay.)
The only way Righteous Kill is going to be good is if De Niro plays Pacino and Pacino plays De Niro. I can’t handle those two old fucks overacting in films any more. It’s gotten to the point where they are just caricatures of themselves.
Like, you know how Christian Slater plays Jack Nicholson playing CHARACTER? Well, De Niro plays De Niro playing CHARACTER. I can’t take it anymore.
But if Al Pacino played Robert DeNIro playing CHARACTER, and vice versa–that would be funny.
you didn’t read that article, did you?
lazy ass commenter.
Which article? there are a million links on this page.
Why don’t you ever talk about the Bloodrayne movies?
why don’t you ever talk about cat power?
Cats have no powers dude.
But I agree with you wholeheartedly about Shannyn Sosssamon. And then I heard she named her kid Audio Science and that just about killed it.
Radha Mitchell is filling in nicely tho:
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